With today being December 23, its time to celebrate. As Frank Costanza explained:
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
So partake in the airing of grievances, test yourself in the feats of strength, and gather round ye ole’ aluminum pole.